Steve's Funnies Page

Stored locally:

• The 10 Commandments of DOS
• The Top 10 Things to do with a copy of PULSE, Pink Floyd's latest album.
• A new interpretation of the Radio Spares catalogue.
• Ribbet!
• The very latest software product: M$ Weather(TM)
• Some things heard in lectures in Cambridge.
• Fancy a quote?
• The alt.sysadmin.recovery song, "I'm a sysadmin and I'm OK!"
• Why did....?
• What would happen if Red Dwarf met Star Trek:TNG?
• A Monty Python-esque tale of a dead news server
• The latest software release: Usenet II
• What every Unix programmer needs: a quick reference guide to signals
• Do you have a PC? Do you need some tech support?
• The tale of the genie and the Seven Dwarves.

Elsewhere:

• SCSI Facetiously Answered Questions
• The Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything
• How to handle a radioactive cat
• Academic Programmers - A Spotter's Guide
• The Bastard Operator From Hell:
  • The early antics of the BOFH from the original site in New Zealand
  • The later tales from The Register in the UK.